What do Swedish women eat for them to be so hot?
All sorts of scrumptious delights including ostrich snot.
They drink the blood of boiled bats,
and the milk from a teat of a Tunisian cat.
They scrub themselves in gleaming semen
and even the spleen of a scheming demon.
They cut down trees and squeeze their knees,
feeling like me after a bowl of peas.
I've gone off on a tumbling tangent
Nothing rhymes with the word tangent.
So to conclude this rude interlude,
have you viewed a 'suedoise' nude??
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