Monkey Strippers

"Oooh-waa-aaah-aaah"
Hear the monkey cry,
As it climbs the pole,
And starts to shimmy.

"Oooh-waa-aaah-aaah"
Hear the monkey wail,
As it takes your money,
This is not funny.

"Oooh-waa-aaah-aaah"
What happened last night?
What did we drink?
You start to think.

"Oooh-waa-aaah-aaah"
The monkey's in your room,
It's gonna shoot you in the face,
you should have went elsewhere.

"Oooh-waa-aaah-aaah"
Monkey world domination.
Starting out in the strip-clubs,
moving up in the world.

"Oooh-waa-aaah-aaah"
Now the humans are monkeys.
And the monkeys our leaders.
What an awful turn of events.

Suicide Unicorns

Unicorn, unicorn
what do you do?
When your life becomes
a big load of poo.

Oh unicorn unicorn,
you can't always smile.
Now it's time to kill you...
oh wait you killed yourself!